Team Bearclaw - Internet review
Posted on November 30, 2007
Like the title says…..this is an internet review. So there will be some internet racing and internet arguing, which is my favorite.
I decided to write something about these guys after some comments I received on the site.
Well, as I suspected, Team Bearclaw does have some heavy hitters. I had a hunch of who might have signed up with them, but since it is public information now, I was able to confirm.
I am living proof of the suffering a couple of these guys dished out this year and I am really looking forward to seeing what will happen next. The meteoric rise of a couple of their riders stunned a lot of us and I hope they keep up the ass kicking.
If you check the site they have already put up some predictions and even though they are bold, they do not specify what events they plan to win 
I think it is safe to leave it “as is”.
Sounds like they have been busy with cyclocross and hopefully it transitions to the road.
I wish them good luck and looking forward to racing them…if I ever upgrade….
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This just in:
We have replaced two Bearclaw riders with two new, faster, riders. The Chet is about to hit the fan!
So, are you guys now working out on the Total Gym? Fawk, the pictures are really funny….
Chuck only talks about the Total Gym if he is on television and getting paid. He has not said a word about it to members of Team Bearclaw. He did, however, cover our backs in an action packed bar fight. Strange enough, Chuck has a live guitar solo Shreder follow him around just in case he gets in a fist throwing contest. We believe he will be a very valuable asset to the team come crit season. If we don’t win a race, we plan to challenge the winner to a kicking and punching match.
Lance, on the other hand, doesn’t even know he is on our team yet. Since everyone wants to ride for us, we just figured he does too.
Aside from Chuck and Lance, we DO have some new riders that are replacing some other riders. The former riders were more focused on road races, whereas the main focus for the team will be crits (with a few stages races thrown in the mix). The new riders are crit machines. Their current teams don’t know they are coming to the dark side yet, so we can’t mention their names on the site until the coast is clear.
That is all the news to report here at TBHQ
Thanks
Extra News
Team Bearclaw is accepting resumes for Cat 3 riders.
Requirement #1: Applicants must have a mustache
Requirement #2: Applicants must risk their lives (and lives of others) for sweet victory.
Requirement #3: Applicants must purchase 1 Total Gym and 1 copy of “Walker Texas Ranger” Season 3 on DVD.
Requirement #4: Applicants will refer to Chet Bearclaw as the single most incredibly talented rock singer of all time.
Requirement #5: Must like to make out with hot babes - often.
Alright, lets get those resumes flooding in now. Email to cat3@teambearclaw.com
I would apply, but I can’t grow facial hair….sucks….