my ass hurts
Posted on July 7, 2009
I am in some serious problems here…
I have to sit on my “berried” ass almost all day long… can’t stand cause my knee hurts..
The liquids have ruined underwear, pants, shorts and even my chair at work… I am wearing 3 pairs of underwear, a 16-ply sheet of paper towels and the shit is still seeping through it…
Might have to go to hospital as i can see lymph nodes enlarging…
THANKS ASSHOLE!
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Dude! I have been there… (you say the picture I sent you?) You need to try something. 3M Microfoam tape! Works great for your…. situation! Get the 4″ wide roll.
http://www.nextag.com/3m-medical-tape-microfoam/shop-html
Try the pharmacy at Genesee and Balboa. Northwest corner. Expensive but worth it. I still have some 3M Adaptec sterile pads you may want…
better description
http://www.metromedicalonline.com/15284roll.html
went to CVS and put some non-stick dressings… feeling better…
I can’t imagine having burn wounds.. It must be horrible.
Not even sure I can ride LaFonda today… we’ll see
Steve, thanks for the supplies… Mitch and Nate told me you have it to them. I will meet them today.
Appreciate it man.
That is the tape you want to get at Balboa Pharmacy. They have the 4″ wide roll, $15. It will save your A**! Literally..
I gotta say, Nathan could not explain it to me but you gotta tell me how you got that where you did in a bike crash?
2.5 to go a guy attacks…. with 2 to go I “try” to bridge.. did not make it… in the straightaway, i go to the far left… 1.5 feet of space between me and the fence.. nobody can get through, right.. plus there is 50 feet ont he other side… WRONG..
Guy comes flying by me, hits my handlebar really hard, I get knocked of the bike and my rear wheel slides from under me… land right on the sit bone… it hurts to go potty… imagine that.
still getting clues from the crime scene… I hope I get to talk to this motherfucker
Hope you’re feeling better dude. What a cluster-f of a crit. I had to sit up in turn 3 of last lap sitting about 10th b/c of another crash (not the last one as some guy crashed sprinting for 32nd place).
Weird thing about your crash was I was about 20 meters back and on the left, I looked up and thought ‘well, those guys are going to crash..’ and moved over. Never saw a crash coming 10 sec. before it happened.