I am ashamed, yes, I regret my decisions

Posted on December 12, 2009

Once again I am humiliated. I thought I was the only one, I thought it was real.

I had an affair with Tiger Woods. I am the first man to confess this. After all the girls came out I have no option than to cleanse my soul from this man…

I am press-releasing that I will demand monetary compensation for my pain and suffering and if he refuses I will go to the media… other media, bigger media… you know TV and shit.

Alright all jokes aside, what is going on with this guy. Funny to see a famous sex addict acting out on it. Gosh, It must be very hard to be Tiger right now… Oprah, millions of golfers ashamed of their idol, sponsorship shuffling… a nightmare… It would be the equivalent of Lance getting busted for doping.

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2 Responses to “I am ashamed, yes, I regret my decisions”

  1. mq on December 13th, 2009 7:54 pm

    You need a “Life Coach” ….

  2. Eric on December 14th, 2009 12:06 am

    I can’t say I’m surprised by your admission. I’d always suspected as much.

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